Annie Lederman
I'm a comedian, writer, and was probably your waitress.
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- Gandolfini's death I found out from a friend, Ledger's the news, Ebert's twitter, Michael Jackson's from black people crying on the street.
- My dad reminded me that I also broke the news about Heath Ledger's death to him but that he told me about 9/11-both towers. So we're tied!!!
- @mikerecine you, you fucking monster. Sorry all your idols have eating problems
- RT @totallymorgan: Trying to find out if James Gandolfini is actually dead. My computer just cut to black.
- Only one person in my feed has made a fat joke about James Gandolfini's death. Look at Twitter all grownz up!
- Well google alerts just sent me my old myspace page. The personal URL I chose was /annisistebomb.… http://t.co/FFtKW0azbn
- @CheThinks I hope
- @CheThinks Only if it's about Asians.
- @nickmullen Nicky, baby! you're so funny for a girl. What's your secret?
- RT @nickmullen: cant say the n-word in a civil war themed restaurant? whats next? not being allowed to say the n-word in a n-word themed re…Jun 19, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- If I ever say "Tell me more about Burning Man...," look down because I've lit your chair on fire.Jun 19, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm at @TheVirgil tonight at 8:30 and @TheComedyStore at 12. I've been watching the on demand channel bottomless all day. I need humans.
- Nothing better than a wigger who isn't attracted to me at all. I love my thomasdale5 and secretly… http://t.co/Ewoox7DKa8
- "I love to see you go but I hate to watch you walk away" is a really mean way to dump someone who has a shitty flat ass.
- RT @VictoryLapper: Tomorrow 6/18: Free! @Katie_Crown @annielederman @duncantrussell @kylekinane @thedamnwells Doors @8:30 @TheVirgil with $…Jun 17, 13 from web Reply, Retweet, Favorite
- I'm not gonna be one of those lonely old cat ladies. I'm gonna be one of those keep your parents corpses dressed up in your basement ladies
- @willnoonan I'm sorry I made you do that. It was delightful to meet you. Wish you'd seen me just breath this choc bar into my body
- Is there a thing where if u love ur family too much it keeps u from forming the connections necessary to make ur own family? I have that.
- RT @SHAQ: Shaqtin a fool tweet of the day. http://t.co/bnH4r6ySTg
- @willnoonan I have so few twitter followers that I'm shocked you're even talking to me.
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Posts
Dan Soder (Comedy Central)
Jordan Carlos (Comedy Central’s Indecision, MTV)
Stuckey and Murray (MTV)
Erin Lennox (DTF, Bridgetown Comedy Festival)
Sean Donnelly (Comedy Central)
The Details:
Pirate Party Free Comedy Show hosted by Annie Lederman
Friday…
Dave Hill (MTV, Comedy Central, VH1, Adult Swim, Author of “Tasteful Nudes”)
Joyelle Johnson (Opens for Maria Bamford)
Roger Hailes (Comedy Central, Fuse, Mansome)
Aparna Nancherla (FX’s Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell)
Gary Vider (TimeOut NY, 2nd…
Nate Bargatze (Comedy Central Presents, Conan)
Seaton Smith (MTV, Just For Laughs)
Andy Hendrickson (Aspen, HBO)
The Reformed Whores (UCB)
Josh Gondelman (winner of the Laughing Skull Festival, G4’s Attack of the Show)
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- Friday 9/21 Lineup:
Jim Hamilton (Fallon, Comedy Central)
Greg Barris (Heart of Darkness, Comedy Central)
Jon Laster (BET, MTV2)
Sean Donnelly (MTV, Comedy Central)
MURDERFIST (The Best Sketch Group in and out of Hell)
Check out the Facebook invite or more info:
http://www.facebook.com/events/414082301978366/
The Details:
Pirate Party Free Comedy Show hosted by Annie Lederman
Friday Sept 21st
Red Star
37 Greenpoint ave.
Closest subway is Greenpoint ave G
8pm Happy hour!
8:30pm Comedyyyy and Karaoke after party!
Bonnie McFarlane (HBO, Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing)
Kevin Barnett (Comedy Central, Montreal JFL, MTV)
Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live!, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
Team Submarine (MTV, Correctamundo)
Phoebe Robinson (NBC, TV Guide)
The Details:
- Pirate Party Lineup 7/6:
Eric Andre (NBC’s “Don’t Trust the B——- in Apartment 23”, Adult Swim’s “The Eric Andre Show)
Joe List (Comedy Central)
Seaton Smith (Montreal “Just For Laughs”)
Jono Zalay (Bridgetown Comedy Festival)
Mike Lawrence (John Oliver, Conan)
Come to this, Weenies!
Check out the Facebook invite here:
http://www.facebook.com/events/379025972164488/
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Abbey Luck and I made a new video! Check out Sausage Party Presents- The Dark Knight Rises trailer. And remember kids, hotdogs are people!
- Pirate Party Free Comedy Friday May 4th Lineup:
Jermaine Fowler (in the new “In Living Color” on FOX)
Jamie Lee (Last Comic Standing, VH1)
Victor Varnado (Conan O’Brien, Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Adult Swim)
Mark Normand (John Oliver, Comedy Central)
Rob Cantrell (Comedy Central, HBO, CBS, Last Comic Standing)
Check out the Facebook invite here:
- Friday 4/20 Pirate Party Lineup, Bro!
Jordan Carlos (MTV, Comedy Central)
Nikki Glaser (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, MTV)
Leo Allen (Comedy Central, Conan)
Yamaneika Saunders (TruTV, NBC)
Louis Katz (Comedy Central, HBO)
Check out the Facebook invite for more info:
http://www.facebook.com/events/340791969307308/
Hosted by Annie Lederman
I watched Dancing with the Stars so you didn’t have to! Recap: Episode 5 “Latin Night” which is what I called every night in community college (wink)
- We're back! Friday, April 6th: The Joe List's Bday edition!
Joe List (Comedy Central)
Michael Che (John Oliver’s NY Stand Up Show)
Dave McDonough (Montreal Comedy Festival)
Stuckey & Murray (Last Comic Standing, HBO, Chelsea Handler)
Greg Stone (Youtube’s The NOC)
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- If I ever say "Tell me more about Burning Man...," look down because I've lit your chair on fire.
- I'm at @TheVirgil tonight at 8:30 and @TheComedyStore at 12. I've been watching the on demand channel bottomless all day. I need humans.
- Nothing better than a wigger who isn't attracted to me at all. I love my thomasdale5 and secretly… http://t.co/Ewoox7DKa8
- "I love to see you go but I hate to watch you walk away" is a really mean way to dump someone who has a shitty flat ass.
- I'm not gonna be one of those lonely old cat ladies. I'm gonna be one of those keep your parents corpses dressed up in your basement ladies
- Is there a thing where if u love ur family too much it keeps u from forming the connections necessary to make ur own family? I have that.
- Excited to see how many people accidentally write "poop" instead of "pop" in their Father's Day tweets!!!
- Glad I'm only obligated to call my actual dad on Father's Day & not all my father figures too. I'd have run outta minutes hours ago.
- Happy Father's Day to my Papa! I wish I'd gotten his tits and not just the hair atop them! http://t.co/l7ttUv2QwS
- Me pretending to give my niece a kiss while really just eating some frosting off of her head. Happy… http://t.co/5QHFZ85W3y
- It's cool that I still sleep in bed with my parents, right? Not clear on the age limits here. http://t.co/0JEq3UTRk0
- My mom &brother are having a fart-off in this hotel. Mom's winning & bro's mad. Someone's gonna accidentally shit their pants #whitetrash
- Eating combos w my parents in the bed we're sharing at the extended stay hotel where unwed moms go to escape domestic disputes #whitetrash
- If you are in Boston come watch me reunite with one of my funniest friends, Joe List. He shit in a… http://t.co/HOvBZLzvNr
- Hey Boston, I'm in town tonight w/ @JoeListComedy @DanSoder @stollemache +more! Come to @GrandmasComedy at 9:30 okay? Please.
- Kanye better watch his back. Bruce Jenner's gonna slit his throat w. the finely sharpened knife he's been having docs chisel his nose into.
- Huh, Kanye West has commitment issues? You mean the guy who loves to brag about dropping out of college? No way.
- Most baby dolls have my body type.
- Hey NYC, I'm in town for 2 days. Come see me tonight @TheStandNYC Hopefully I'll have time to shave my 'stache for ya http://t.co/faAC2jd6X6
- Me: Is "Astroglide" one word or two? Mom: I think it's tw-- Dad: No, it's one word.
- The most confiscated item at TSA in the San Francisco airport has got to be Astro Glide.
- You had me at (I don't play) Halo.
- My nipples just joined snapchat!
- I love playing Grand Theft Auto as an adult. It reminds me of my childhood stealing cars.
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